amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

(via pretty-little-girl)

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

(Source: cybergay, via nicoosuxx)

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah

(Source: doctortveit, via pretty-little-girl)

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

(via pretty-little-girl)

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(via pretty-little-girl)

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

(via pretty-little-girl)

catswithbenefits:

reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

(via pretty-little-girl)

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

(Source: mukuroikusaba, via nicoosuxx)

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

(Source: jamesfrancgoaway, via nicoosuxx)

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

(Source: harryedward, via nicoosuxx)