the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old